"nice panties"

it's 10pm. i just got home from the gym. deciding i rather not be in my stinky clothes any more. i strip, getting into my big ole' t-shirt & a pair of new panties. proceeding to pick up my room i kneel down to pick up sea shells next to my bed.

i then hear it.

the creepy satan voice from behind. i slowly turn & scream to see my mom.
"nice panties!" she hollers as i run towards her to punch her a new one.

not necessary mom, not necessary at all.